FAKE ADS
To get a job, I went to the VCU Brandcenter, where some very smart and kind people helped me spend a hilarious amount of time making fake advertisements. Now I keep them on this webpage because if they don’t go here then they won’t go anywhere and if they don’t go anywhere then what was it all for?
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DEWALT DOOMSDAY INSURANCE
An insurance plan that gives you power tools if the world ends.
An insurance plan that gives you power tools if the world ends.
THE ATHLETIC
Smarter sports journalism makes smarter sports fans.
Smarter sports journalism makes smarter sports fans.
Nominate your dumbest friends for a scholarship to a lifetime subscription of The Athletic.
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RESOLVE STAIN REMOVER