FAKE ADS
To get a job, I went to the VCU Brandcenter, where some very smart and kind people helped me spend a hilarious amount of time making fake advertisements. Now I keep them on this webpage because if they don’t go here then they won’t go anywhere and if they don’t go anywhere then what was it all for?
AUDIBLE
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![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/162bfbcac57543aba2a8534cdf3809bc9a2e9c19696ee20ab7b10b4e456541e8/lonely_audible.jpeg)
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/5e139e2e3d3963f369f64b728c8a4667a34aa5a509427f4aca1d68c522049537/attack_audible.jpeg)
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/1f67e5acabc9983e5ff955051e6722c67746c369dcca1531e312b5ee2d18fc56/self-help_audible.jpeg)
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/1949c09938f398f29ceeb6afbec1eb99338455456a77521b5a159ae48092cf67/ironman_audible.jpeg)
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/45930c9ebf12220c873b8d19afc0f424a3f1a554c5d9ddc3783b96fda5095304/bloody_audible.jpeg)
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Let everyone know you’re reading even though you don’t have a physical book:
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![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/bb2cbecf3b652fa2b8749f94e9ebbb0c1c1a0b8f89a68c592ac77ea39dfdaf38/PhoneCase_01.2.gif)
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b35d8a583935500145e48f12feb1a436a67fcd4266932670a0cfe91af32c2043/PhoneCase_02.2.gif)
with Will Curtis
DEWALT DOOMSDAY INSURANCE
An insurance plan that gives you power tools if the world ends.
An insurance plan that gives you power tools if the world ends.
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/b133c7b0d61054ed01d9886e877822d0bb43c5b42e598c278c2572956686d89a/DeWalt_01.jpg)
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/88e41d6d42dee510bdc3b0bf86f5294cb13b2ea0032f209b99ef8fd397eae670/Launch_GIF_01-min.gif)
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0d23383571c90344ed117395a82392e1e7e7220029b4f0ee501c04655403353b/Launch_GIF_02.gif)
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/f0e0748ef3ebfe8dbd409435f18ef4bef8cd62b7bc3bb4719f801924625d7050/Launch_GIF_03-min.gif)
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/e4e46061dc2b9eaf44526c958f4bd5dc80fb7a694da57e555919de9177731373/DeWalt_Print_Final.jpg)
THE ATHLETIC
Smarter sports journalism makes smarter sports fans.
Smarter sports journalism makes smarter sports fans.
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/8bae56c8005ad9d0de8aa897a59db2e6fdbdc1f5f8e9b22b79b8b5847de083c6/Athletic_Print_Streaker.jpeg)
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![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/2290a996cb4f4b48706dde924afec75f506e90f1dc7003f26b6fa8b327d96937/Athletic_OOH_RalphWIlson.jpeg)
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/d47a06b2113078a6203d861f438178b017546956bea479629768c93ef046e9e3/Athletic_OOH_Etihad.jpeg)
![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/38e57b6fba5f9e21b4de88be7d7827bda347e5c6cd2bad9e21fa03fbaa5c2335/Athletic_OOH_Arrowhead.jpeg)
Nominate your dumbest friends for a scholarship to a lifetime subscription of The Athletic.
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with Will Curtis
RESOLVE STAIN REMOVER
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![](https://freight.cargo.site/t/original/i/0cb052a379f964ba38f68e2629dd675e3489671c2a94e84eac03f9069387999e/resolve_john-yoko_final.jpg)