CAPTAIN D’S

People eat fish from fast food burger restaurants for some reason. They shouldn’t.

Captain D’s is a fast food fish restaurant that actually serves real fish. And these fish are really real.

IMPORTANT NOTE: People not from the southeast sometimes haven’t heard of Captain D’s. It’s a regional chain of fast casual fish restaurants. Here’s a picture.

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Say something really real with a Captain D’s real fish sandwich.

A really real PR headline about that time Captain D’s sued the band Phish for not being real fish.

OUT OF HOME
Next to McDonalds.

Made with Jason Colliton.
Jason doesn’t believe in covid.
The fact that I lied about him on the internet is going to drive him insane.